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1. Buy Final Fantasy VIII
2. Complete Final Fantasy VIII
3. Read 'War and Peace'
4. Write a poem of epic proportions
5. Be a stalker
6. Be stalked
7. Make your own genetically modified Pikachu
8. Clone yourself
9. Perform psychological experiments on the clone
10. Kill your parents phone bill
11. Kill your parents
12. Plan someones murder
13. Carry out someones murder
14. Watch every Buffy episode in order non stop
15. Read Wuthering Heights
16. Take the piss out of Wuthering Heights
17. Stamp Hamsters
18. Feed The worms
19. Have a near death experience
20. Do prank phone calls to a 'friend'
21. Streak at Wimbledon
22. Blow up the channel 4 offices
23. Put on your own production of The Rocky Horror Show
24. Join the Mafia
25. Try to leave the Mafia
26. Be a bad influence on your friends
27. Learn all the lyrics to American Pie
28. Develop an obsession with Tony Head
29. Kidnap a celebrity
30. Learn the play a musical instrument badly
31. Get the work 'hmmm' or 'paroxysm' into every sentance
32. Take over the world
33. Dedicate your life to proving the exixtance of Extra terrestrials, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster or Dracula
34. Go around telling everyone you are the chosen one
35. Stake a vampire
36. Become a vampire
37. Go around telling everyone that Giles is the god of acoustic guitar
38. Pretend you're in a musical and burst into song at the slightest thing
39. Market a successful line of sharp pointy looking round corners efforty things
40. Assassinate a president
41. Become president
42. Form you own religious cult preferably one that worships Tony Head (Or just join ours)
43. Drive someone insane
44. Dye your hair a drastic colour
45. Become a pyromaniac
46. Become a kleptomaniac
47. Spend a night in a police cell
48. Spend a year on death row
49. Eat nothing but jelly beans for a month
50. Don't sleep for a week
51. Drive to all 50 States of America
52. Form your own army
53. Invade a small country with your army
54. Walk to London
55. Make some crop circles and watch the response
56. Get abducted by Aliens
57. Abduct an alien
58. Get addicted to a tacky American soap
59. Form a self help group for your addiction to the tacky American soap
60. Produce your own tacky American soap
61. Start your own Barenaked Ladies tribute band
62. Build a fort ("I'll get some pillows")
63. Find out "Why is there a cowboy in death of a salesman?"
64. Start a major debate over which is better, football or rugby
65. Cause a 50 car pile up on the M6
66. Learn an episode of your favourite TV show off by heart and repeat it constantly to your friends
67. Discover your own mathematical theory
68. Convert a Jehovah's Witness to Christianity
69. Perform a human sacrifice
70. Build a full scale replica of the Empire State Building using only lego bricks
71. Tell a small child that Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy isn't real
72. Defy the laws of gravity
73. Watch The English Patient without falling asleep
74. Become a Bond Girl
75. Failing that become a prostitute
76. Crossbreed dolphins with sheep to form leaping mutton and become the first person to devlope wet look knit wear
77. Discover what a fake green dress is
78. Discover what a hydrofield is
79. Join the Chilean government
80. Send Christmas cards in February
81. Stand a street corner and chant Latin at passers by
82. Learn a foreign language
83. Make your own language
84. Make your own version of Titanic where the ship doesn't sink
85. Appear on the Weakest link and punch Anne Robinson
86. Walk into a Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is
87. Go into a 5 star restaurant, order the moat expensive thing on the menu, eat it and leg it without paying
88. Open a small shop in the middle of nowhere and whenever anyone comes in ask "Are You Local??????"
89. Celebrate Halloween in true fashion by going on a mass murder spree
90. Go to a fancy dress party in normal clothes and if anyone asks tell them you're a serial killer, they look just like everyone else
91. Try and find the Forbidden Planet in Manchester (We know where it is!!!!! the guy in tourist information was very helpful, though I think he thought we were crazy)
92. In an Exam write 'I Am A Fish' 400 times, do a funny little dance and faint
93. Speak only in quotes from TV shows
94. Come up with your cliff notes versions classic novels/plays and sell them for a fortune to A level students
95. Get yourself your own internet stalker
96. Go to a Barenaked Laides concert and during $1,000,000 throw Kraft Dinner at them (no, not really, those in the know, don't throw!!!!)
97. Build yourself a robot - no, not for that reason, to play checkers with!!!!
98. Get yourself your very own Sweet Bumpy Minions
99. Fake your own death
100. Keep the dream alive
101. Devise your own list of 101 fun things to do
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